L'Ambulance

Here the label is the story, along the lines of Zik Puppy, this time using fake French as the inspiration, I guess a la Bugs Bunny. It might also be a point of interest to note that Ralph’s wife, Linda, is a nurse and so this label was homage to that profession, with a twist.

Here is what the bits say. Unfortunately at the present moment I can't recreate all the little accents over the vowels. I'll have to work on that.

On the front label under 'white wine' it says 'Produit du Canada. Bottlee sous protestment. La freres Campbell Winory.
750 ml
200% alc./vol.'

The rear panel has these cautions:

Une melange du peroxide d'hydrogene et vin blanc frome double cross grapes fransois avec une hint du roadkill.
Ne pas compliment des foods. Period.
Chill if desiree. Ne pas heatez vous.
Extremement alarm de biohazard.
Drinke ce la et vous ride dans l'ambulance certainment.